We already have college diplomas, we don't want to buy watered-down drugs from questionable manufacturers in disreputable countries, and we're entirely satisfied with the size and functionality of our naughty bits, thank you very much. We already get as much mail about that stuff as we need.

Also, since we don't have ads here, I think we can live a while longer without your search engine optimsation.

So, to get our address, you'll have to demonstrate a little more humanity and intelligence than the average spambot displays.

No fuzzy graphics here, just a little homework. Start with the fact that a person who creates is a

Add to that word the famous symbol which means

Add to that the name of this domain, which is

And don't forget the

between that and the top level domain, which is

Type that assembled multitude into your email program. Be sure to use a subject line that mentions this website and makes it clear that you're not trying to sell something.

Apologies for the inconvenience. I wish I could just slap up a simple <mailto> link, but the days when you could do that without a heaping helping of Hawaii's favorite potted meat product are long gone; sigh.

Before I finish, just a quick note about what to write us about.

We built this website mostly to help you decide whether teaching English in South Korea is going to work for you. We also hope it helps you find a good job, and prepare yourself (in all the many ways!) to spend a year or more in Korea.

But please note: We're not employment counselors or recruiters! We can suggest what to look for, and have, but we can't find you a job. We also have no way of guessing whether the one you've found is going to be heaven or hell.

If you haven't yet, please read the Teaching in Korea FAQ and the Avoiding Cultural Pitfalls pages. If you have, then re-read them! They probably won't answer all your questions, so I also suggest you nose around our ESL/EFL Related Links.

Good luck and best wishes!

David and Margaret